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Aug 20, 2014 / 452,090 notes

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via crystalargnt)

Aug 20, 2014 / 184,215 notes

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

(via crystalargnt)

Aug 20, 2014 / 330,811 notes

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

(via bastille)

Aug 19, 2014 / 259,630 notes

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via bellesaccent)

Aug 19, 2014 / 742,146 notes

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(via sloshes)

Aug 19, 2014 / 9,741 notes

clestroying:

getting a bad score on a test you were sure you were gonna do well on

(via happiest)

Aug 19, 2014 / 911 notes

asvprock:

brutal—beatings:

yo, just think about how much it’d suck if you got a full sleeve tattoo then got that arm bitten off by a shark

(via wallawallabingbaang)

Aug 19, 2014 / 200,430 notes

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

Aug 19, 2014 / 370,737 notes

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(via trust)

Aug 19, 2014 / 260 notes